Daolon Wong got run over by a reindeer
While searching for Santa's chi
You say there's so such thing as wizards
But as for me and Jackie, we believe
He's been takin' too much magic
And we'd tried to stop him that morning
But he'd left his magic staff
So he ran to Santa's workshop to chi
When I found him Christmas mornin'
At the scene of the stampede
He was lyin' flat on his face
And with incriminatin' hoof prints on his back
Daolon Wong got run over by a reindeer
While searching for Santa's chi
You say there's so such thing as wizards
But as for me and Jackie, we believe
Now I'm O' so proud of Uncle
He been keepin' his mouth